It’s Saturday morning. I left you about this time yesterday. I’m finding that a land adventure consumes much more time than a slow slog across the ocean. In short, I’m finding it hard to make journal entries. Tara is out for a walk, and I just saw Scott walk in from the gym. I’ve been up since before 6. This was our second morning in Cape Town, and my body clock is still somewhere west of here. After a jog along the waterfront as the sun rose, and a light workout at the outdoor gym on the promenade (very Venice-Beach-like), I showered and thought to catch up on my writing in the lobby. As I was conversing with Corin, the girl who seems to be the ever-present, smiley manager on duty, I look up to see a guy about my age let her know he’s checking out and does he need to do anything? With a laugh she says yes, pay your bill. He’s gone into the other room and she turns to me and lets me know his group is in from Denver. I ask what their name is, thinking I recognized him. “Strother” she tells me. I’m out of my seat and around the corner in an instant. “Chris!” I shout. He turns, processes, and smiles. Chris and I aren’t close, but we know each other from our golf club back in Denver. Halfway across the world, and I run into a friend from the neighborhood. I can’t wait to tell Tara when she’s back - she’s always accusing me of finding someone I know wherever we are on this planet. ‘That’s the price you pay, dear, when you marry someone this popular.’ I’ll remind her. ‘And humble’ she’ll remind me. This is why we work. When I left you, I was walking into the hotel for the first time on Thursday night. Aside from runny eggs, and something the flight attendant served me at 2am on the plane, which will wreak havoc later, I hadn’t eaten in hours. Days even. The hotel staff jumped into action serving us drinks, while calling in favors to get us a reservation at a famous South African restaurant. 30 minutes later, freshly showered, the four of us are dropped off by Hamid at the entrance of a place called Gold. The bright colors of South Africa, which have earned her the nickname “rainbow nation”, surround us. There is African art on the walls, and various artifacts from ancient society everywhere. We walk up two flights of stairs, and are shocked to find a mass of people, faces painted, enjoying their meals at various-sized tables in front of a stage. Our hostess, one of many waitresses in African headdress, escorts us up another flight of stairs onto a balcony, surrounding the room and overlooking the stage. She seats us at a table that can peer down onto the raised platform. When does the magic show start, I wonder. Over the next two hours, we are treated to a medley of native dishes, drumming, singing, cocktails and local wine. There is traditional dancing on the stage, next to our table, various instruments played, and smiley waitstaff running about. I’ll let the pictures tell the story, but the experience was an African shower of the senses. Had we not just arrived from a day’s long journey, and I had not consumed some mystery sandwich in the dark on our flight, we would have partied all night. We Ubered home, happy with our choice of restaurant, but eager to get horizontal in our new accommodations. Before leaving, our waitress Paddy told us to visit her favorite restaurant “Boma” when we are in Victoria Falls. “My sister lives in Zimbabwe.” She smiles. I’m learning we’re all family here. —-- The following morning, Tara and I bundled up and headed down to the waterfront around 7:30. Godfrey and Raymond, who pulled strings, and the beer tap, the previous night are ready to be of service the minute we were downstairs. Handing us coffees, they sent us on our way. A few blocks down the hill, across a couple streets, we are standing on a cobblestoned path, running the length of the seashore. A mile down the promenade, we stumble across an outdoor public swimming pool along the ocean. We snap some photos to show Avery, and then head back. We have a busy day of sightseeing ahead. —-- “I’m Gary.” Says a round faced, bald, colored man as he extends a hand in greeting. “I’ll be taking you around the Cape today.” Scott hops up front, which appears to be in the driver’s seat back home. “You’re on the wrong side, Gary.” I alert him as he climbs behind the wheel. My first joke of the day lands flat. Stupid jet lag and language barrier. I’m so much funnier back home. As we head out of Cape Town, past the low hung government housing and the corrugated shanty’s, Gary lays out the day. “We’ll make stops along the route, so we can break up the drive down to the Cape.” He remarks. “How long is the drive?” Scott asks. “About an hour, depending on stops.” Gary answers. Then adds “Where does a sheep go for a haircut?” Blank stairs all around. “At a Baa Baa shop.” He says with a laugh. There is a groan in unison from all of us, but a happy appreciation as well. Gary 1, Royce 0. I’m not sure that I like this guy, but Scott is smitten, and the two launch into conversation, as I watch the kilometers of land slip away. But then we’re at the ocean again. Gary pulls over, and the wind nearly takes my breath with it as the sliding door opens and we spill out of the van. I take in the scene before us, my breath leaves again, this time from the view. The rugged mountains drop thousands of feet down to the houses hugging the shoreline and disappear into a glimmering sea. Back home, we have the occasional lake that swallows the base of a mountain, but nothing like this. We snap a few photos and are back in the van moving along. “What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?” Gary asks us when we’re settled in. “One requires tweetment, the other, oinkment.” I swallow a laugh. I need to remember some of these. We make another stop. Another moment of overwhelming beauty. Another round of photos. None of this was in my imagined South Africa. We pass an ostrich farm, and then turn down a wind-swept road, finally entering the Cape of Good Hope Nature Reserve. Gary shares that the Cape was first discovered by the Portuguese. Tired of paying the outrageous overland prices of the Ottoman Empire, they wanted to find a better trading route than that through Europe. Vasco De Gama first sailed to India, around the Cape over a few years beginning in 1497. I credit him with the $5 Uber black ride we took home from Gold last night. As we drive the last few kilometers to the point, Gary directs our attention to small structures located on the promontory overlooking the water. “Those overnight hiking chalets allow one-night’s lodging for those choosing to discover the beaches and the indigenous bush.” “That’s like a Colorado “hut trip”, Tara alerts us with excitement. I can’t “unhear” indigenous bush. Such a child, Royce. And then we park. And we walk 15 minutes up the hill to an old lighthouse that marks the Southwest edge of Africa. The views, guys. I looked over the edge, and heard, smelled…felt the waves find landfall after leaving Australia, crossing the Indian Ocean, and finally merging with the Atlantic offshore. The Cape of Good Hope. A sailors aphrodisiac. I’ll never forget. Scott noticed a trail that led down from our viewpoint and out further into the sea. Land that sat in the shadow of the lighthouse jutted out like a knife point, and 20 minutes later we passed along a narrow path that dropped down hundreds of feet to the water on both sides. We had walked to the edge of the world. Later in the day, as we sat at dinner on the harbor back in Cape Town, Scott asked what our favorite memory from the day was. I was back on that foot bridge, looking down, looking out, looking across False Bay to the shadowy peaks of Africa to the West. I’ll never forget. We visited Simon’s Town after the Cape, had lunch, drank a beer, and then walked down a wooden pathway to a beach, crowded with cute little African Penguins. The only place in the world where an Antarctic voyage is not required to see these creatures in the wild. They were cute, and it was worth viewing if but to share with our Penguin-crazed family…but I still hadn’t left that Cape.
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It’s 9am, South African time. I just sat down to breakfast in the narrow window-lined dining area overlooking the courtyard and small outdoor pool of our boutique hotel - Blackheath Lodge. Tara and I returned from a 3-mile walk along the ocean promenade this morning with the sun rising over the eastern cape of South Africa and are famished. Our stomachs finally synced up with the time zone. But I’m jumping ahead - I left you somewhere over the Mid-Atlantic, nearly a day ago, so let’s catch up with each other shall we? ——-- “Richard, do you need to go to the bathroom” I ask my neighbor. This nice old gentleman from Des Moines has been trapped in his window seat since leaving Newark 13 hours ago. “How much longer to go?” He asks. “About 2 hours.” I reply. “I’ll be fine” he says. “I’m like a reverse camel, Royce.” He smiles. I learned at the start of this journey that he was returning to South Africa for a 6th time as part of a succulent-hunting tour group. I asked him if he had heard of the one book I read in preparation for this journey, “The Power of One.” “Ah, I haven’t, but I think I’ve heard of it” “There’s a little boy who befriends an older man, and they go on adventures in search of desert plants and succulents!” I share with enthusiasm, realizing immediately that he might mistake my excitement for an invitation to go on a rendezvous with a stranger. “I’ll have to read it” he says, turning back to the window. Is he blushing? The bulk of the flight had been uneventful. I sleep a few hours, start the series “Better Call Saul”, journal, sleep, read, repeat. Surprisingly, 15 hour flights fly by. I notice on my TV screen that we are traveling at nearly 700 miles per hour with the help of a 130 mph tailwind. Those Portuguese sailers first pioneering this Cape suffered for months if not years. Enduring a sleepless night is nothing. Suckers. A few minutes later, Richard opens the window shade, light pours into the plane and I am greeted by a massive mountain range looming over a deep blue sea. This is not what I expected at the edge of the continent and am mesmerized. His discomfort from my succulent solicitation returns I’m sure, as I scramble over him to get a good picture of Table Mountain and Cape Town through the porthole. We’re in Africa. Holy shit, we’re in Africa! At customs, I’m asked where we are staying. I have no idea, I remark. I’m still in shock over where we are. Maybe it’s the jet lag. Or the melatonin. My head is in the clouds. I’m trying to let all of this soak in. He stamps my US Passport with no further questions. A simple reminder of the privilege I carry as an American. Bags in hand, we make our way through a gauntlet of smiling drivers, displaying various names. There is a calm and professionalism around picking off each of us, unlike my experience in Mexican airports. I spot ZIMMERMAN on a gentleman’s card, and make my way over. A smiling man shakes my hand, and introduces himself in a thick English accent as Hamid. So much for my Corona lime, I think to myself. This is definitely not Cancun. Scott and I notice an ATM on the short walk to the parking garage, and stop to gather some local currency, the South African Rand (ZAR). At 18 ZAR to $1, we feel like we’re robbing a bank. As we rejoin the group, thousands of Monopoly-colored money in hand, Hamid asks with a humorous chuckle whether there is anything left in the machine. Funny guy. Is this money even real, I wonder. Our drive to the Seaside district of Cape Town takes us first by a sea of corrugated houses, sprawling into the horizon. “This community spreads north for 35 kilometers and houses the Africans or Blacks, you might call them” Hamid tells us. I’m amazed not just by the chaos and mass of humanity, but by the satellite dishes dotting nearly every structure. No running water, toilets or open space, but each tiny shelter has a portal to the modern world, mounted aloft. When did our basic needs fall below modern comforts on Maslow’s hierarchy, I wonder. “What’s the population of this shanty town?” I ask him. “Nobody knows. Especially since Covid, the amount of immigrants from Eastern Africa and elsewhere can’t be determined”. “Is this government housing?” I ask, as the shanty’s give way to low structures that resemble military barracks. “No, this is where the colored’s live. We were forced out of Cape Town when apartheid happened. I still remember. I was 8 years old at the time.” Hamid reflects. “Do you live there now?” Scott asks. “No, we just found an apartment a block from where I grew up and live once again in the neighborhood of my childhood.” He responds proudly. “When did apartheid begin?” I ask. “Wasn’t it right after World War II?” “1948. But they moved us after that.” He shared. 8 years old, I pondered. He was 8 when his family was forced to leave the city, making way for the whites or Afrikaans to occupy the choicest real estate near the harbor, residing peacefully in the shadow of Table Mountain along the water’s edge. Scott and I continue asking questions, and Hamid helps us understand the dark history of this complicated country, while we are soaking in the absolute beauty of a setting sun, reflecting off the calm blue waters of the Southern Atlantic. ‘ We learn that Hamid’s mother is white and his father Indian, categorizing him as a “colored”. The poorest, and lowest on the rung of apartheid society were the blacks or Africans. The coloreds were in the middle - usually Indian, Asian, or of mixed race. They occupied a place in society that enjoyed more rights than blacks, but were not considered part of the elite class. The whites have historically stood above all others, though representing only 1 in 5 of the South African population. They are divided between the British whites, who showed up around 1800, and the Afrikaans - the white descendants of the Dutch, who sailed here in the 1600s. “How is life amongst the various races now?” I ask with concern. “Much better.” Hamid shares. “Everyone has equal rights today. The right to vote. The right to live wherever they choose. That is one reason that so many African immigrants are now here. Because of their equality and opportunity. But it is not easy to get ahead. It can take 30 years for an apartment to become available by the government.” Reflecting on that conflict, that past, I find myself drawn closer to Hamid. Closer to his country. Closer to his history. I have made more black friends in the last 5 years than the 40 years preceding and there was something beautiful in knowing that we were now being welcomed into a community that had long been tormented by ignorant people who shared my skin color. And, turning off the Ocean’s promenade, up a narrow tree-lined street, Hamid pulls to a stop in front of a quaint little white-bricked building flying the Union Jack. After 24 hours in Ubers, planes, airports and a racial time capsule, we have arrived. “I have pussy feet”. “It’s true. He does, you guys!” “I have pussy feet”, Scott repeats, seriously. “I had to crawl into the water when we were in Hawaii.” Tara’s face wavers between embarrassment and amusement. I can’t help but smile, swallowing another bite of scrambled eggs. This is what we signed up for. We’re sitting in the United Lounge at DIA, crowded around a miniature cocktail table, scarfing down breakfast. “Is that hot sauce on your eggs, Roycey?” Tricia asks, amused. “It’s called Jerk me off sauce or something, Trishee. I couldn’t resist.” She laughs. I grin. We have two weeks of travel ahead of us, and everyone is giddy. We’re vacillating between guilt over leaving the children, and curious wonderment and anticipation. We’re awaiting the first flight of the day, whisking us off to beautiful Newark, New Jersey where we’ll hop a connection for a quick 15-hour jaunt around the globe to…Cape Town, South Africa. “How in the hell does a plane of that size stay aloft for that long?” I ask the group. “Who will take care of your children if we crash today” Tricia asks, pivoting to a grim topic with complete ease and genuine curiosity. “Jamie”. (Tara’s sister) I reply. “But I suppose Avery could step in, after she finishes college.” “Jackson is in charge of our kids once he turns 21” Scott volunteers. “But maybe that was a bad idea.” Does he have pussy feet too, I wonder. Like us, they have four kids. In the event of a “water landing” I’m not sure their 17 year-old thespian will be in a position to manage the chaos of their children. He wouldn’t be my first choice. I’ll share my opinion with them later. No topic is off-limits with those two. Such is our friendship. But, our flight to Newark is boarding, and someone needs to be responsible for this band of baboons. —-- It’s 12:30 am. Most of the plane is asleep. Although the roaring engines carrying this metal coffin across the Atlantic create a soothing white noise, I can’t sleep. It’s 6am, South African time, which I’ve been instructed to begin following. But it’s probably dinner time back in Denver. Who the hell knows. I’m caught in the twilight zone of international travel, and the vodka tonics from the airport have worn off, as well as the Melatonin. It’s high time I brought you all up to speed… Hello. I’m Royce. You non-AI Bots probably knew that. You’ve discovered my sailing blog. How you stumbled here via Only Fans is a mystery, but I won’t judge - you’re safe now. Also, we’re not going sailing. Log off now if you were looking for an adventure on the high seas, or a tick tock of a guy-next-door shedding his clothes for a $3/month subscription. If you’re new to this, it’s become my habit in recent years to journal the goings-ons of my aforementioned sailing adventures. They’ve all been bucket-list trips, so I’ve tried to memorialize the experiences for my aging brain, my disinterested children, and my raving fan. My mother. Some of you have hung in there during the lengthy prose, and remarked kindly, so I’ve kept the habit. These adventures have been with the family. Or alone. Always on the high seas. This time around, we’ll be sampling the Surf and Turf. My 15 year’s long sexual companion, mother of my children, and love of my life is accompanying us. Her name is Tara. My bride. If we’re both lucky, there may well be some Only Fans-esque moments. Probably not after she reads this entry. What I won’t sacrifice for my fandom. This trip came together over a year ago. Our dear friends, Scott and Tricia, who you’ve already met bid on a trip to South Africa at their church auction. In what’s obvious to all an effort to evangelize their Jewish friends, we were asked to accompany them. After much pleading, hand wringing, and discussions with a higher power, we agreed to tag along. “You guys want to go to Africa with us?” The Arthur’s asked the Zimmermans with mild disinterest. “Ah. Sure.” We agreed. Our itinerary, despite its religious origin, does not include any missionary work. Not that I’m opposed to brushing up on the New Testament, and spreading the gospel in the Bush. Rather, this will be a bacchanalian adventure, surely to please all involved, save Jesus. There will be mountains, vineyards, and oceans. River cruises, plane rides, locomotives. We’ll find ourselves in the middle of millions of acres of African wilderness, living amongst the largest predators that roam this earth. We’ll visit the largest waterfall on the planet, and live alongside the gargantuan river who feeds it. The sun, the stars, the penguins. They’ll all be there. No, we won’t be beating against the trade winds, sailing under the stars. But I couldn’t be more excited. Nor should you be. We’re embarking on one of the greatest adventures that thrill seekers of the early 1900’s coveted. From Teddy Roosevelt to the most notorious explorers of British fame. Grab your safari hat, don your loin clothe, and retrain those binoculars from your neighbor’s window…we’re headed to Africa! Where is Royce? Click to sail along! ⛵ .“Royce, get up.” My eyes shoot open. Why is Ella waking me up? And hasn’t anyone taught this girl how to nicely arise the crew? Her abrupt command could have woken the dead. “We’re here.” She said and then was gone, as quickly as she had appeared. We’re here? Where are we? What time is it? And then the blanket of sleep was gone. We’re here. We’re here! I leapt from bed, and landed like a cat on the sole floor - a maneuver I had now perfected having practiced thrice daily for nearly twenty days. Alejandro did the same, although his feline reflexes are more in line with Garfield at his advanced age. I glanced below my bunk - Odie was gone. We were the last two arriving on deck moments later. And there she was. Antigua. Her lush vegetation, dotted with brightly colored houses, was a clear giveaway that we had arrived in the Caribbean. “Smell that.” Mia said with a broad smile.
“Huh?” Wake up, Royce. “Smell that.” She repeated, her grin somehow growing wider. The rich aroma of…what is that, nutmeg? The standing joke in my house is that I have zero sense of smell. A Jewish nose that doesn’t perform - oh, the irony. But for the first time in nearly a month, it wasn’t the unmistakable foulness of the head, or Eau de Latino that my unsophisticated olfactory bulb recognized. You could smell the land. This rich, sweet, overpowering, delicious, warm aroma. My smile returned Mia’s. The pink light of dawn painted a backdrop to the island, no more than a couple miles off our starboard rails. I stared. We all stared. Nothing need be said. Even Staton was in silent reverie - a first since waltzing up to my table in Las Palmas. I grinned at him. He grinned back. We made it. We’re here. We slowly turned to starboard and entered the mouth of Falmouth Harbor, under motor. The yankee sail was quickly furled, and for the first time in 17 days, 19 hours, and 25 minutes we lowered the main. To bookend our journey, I once again climbed the mast, and helped guide Falken’s exhausted sail to her boom. The process of flaking (folding) the main back and forth across her boom took all of us, with the exception of Nelson, who was slowly keeping us out of harms way - several sailboats laid at peaceful rest throughout the harbor. Once her main was flaked and tied down, we fastened buoy’s to life lines, and lines to cleats, ready to hook ourselves to the dock. 10 minutes later, we were attached to land. The unrelenting motion underfoot we had grown accustomed to for a month was gone. The boat was still. I walked to the end of the pier, the longest continuous stroll I had taken since climbing aboard Falken in Spain. Come to find out, walking is like riding a bike. I hadn’t yet noticed any sense of sea legs. Perhaps I had left those at, well, sea. We gathered in the cockpit, not really sure what to do first, or how to feel. Mia emerged from the hatchway, her perma-smile distracting me from the objects in her hands. And then I noticed. And I smiled too. She had cups and a bottle of Champagne. Who is this party girl, and what have you done with that all-business mate from Sweden? Who is this stowaway? “Baruch atta adonai” and down the hatch. Three thousand, two hundred and twelve miles, and nearly a month since my last drop of alcohol, never mind that every beverage since Spain was either piping hot coffee or lukewarm tap water. The impact of chilled Champagne was immediate, but fleeting - I wanted off this boat to indulge in more icy cold adult beverages. So, with haste, I started tackling the list of to-dos, presented the night prior. I’m sure it came as a shock to the captain and crew that I knew how to work and was motivated to do so - had they uncovered the right “carrot” earlier in the passage, they surely could have extracted more from the lazy guy who chose sunbathing to sail trimming. But Red Stripe has a magical power to extract work from the most lethargic old salt. Both of which I had become somewhere out there with the drifting seaweed. For an hour, Staton and I sprayed and scrubbed, hosed and hauled, with the occasional stink eye toward those lazy crew glued to their phones who still thought we were drifting along on the Atlantic, with nowhere to go and nobody to see. And at the self-appointed hour of completion, I set down the hose and announced to little pageantry that I was done cleaning, and would now like to leave the boat. “We have to wait for Chris to clear us through customs - he’s not back yet” Mia explained with an equal measure of authority and trepidation - at this point, I could certainly walk away, no longer trapped by an inescapable ocean. “Hasn’t he been gone an hour already?” I questioned. “Customs can sometimes take 2-3 hours, Royce. It’s the Islands.” She clarified, with a hint of defeat in her voice. “Staton. Let’s go for a beer.” I shouted from the dock, my partner in crime avoiding the blazing sun belowdecks. And like a gopher, he emerged from the companionway, and joined me in the mutinous desire to find a bar sans passports. “You’re not allowed off the docks until we’re cleared.” Mia pleaded from the boat. “Mia, if this country is so unorganized that it takes them 3 hours to check our passports, I think it’s safe to assume they won’t expeditiously track down a couple uncleared sailors before we polish off a six-pack.” I explained in the nicest way possible, while making it clear that only an act of God was going to stop me from walking to a dockside bar and quenching my month’s-long thirst. In defeat, she made us promise to return when Chris was back. We’ll keep our eyes on the pier, we assured her. And so, with Nelson and his recently arrived bride Erica in tow, we headed to a sailor’s haven. It wasn’t until mid-way through my third Red Stripe and two glasses of water that I finally quenched my thirst. Which was timely, because Chris came strolling down the dock right at that moment, so we finished our beverages and joined the entire crew on the dock. Turns out, after telling our bartender Lenox we’d be back in a few hours that 5 minutes later we were sitting in the restaurant of the same establishment. Apparently an all-crew lunch takes precedence to letting us go free. “Another Red Stripe, Royce?” I was asked with a knowing smile. “Thanks Lennox. That was a fast three hours, huh?” I remarked with a laugh. He so gets me. After spending 3 weeks in close quarters, despite the lubrication provided by cocktails all around, the twelve of us (now with Erica as an honorary crew member) had nothing of any interest to discuss. A warm shower and air conditioning was awaiting me at a luxury hotel on the water not 100 yards away, and only my passport and this lunch was standing in my way. I scarfed down my meal, and stood up, indicating to everyone that we better visit the customs office before they close and we’re all forced to spend another night on the boat. In agreement, we quickly paid and walked nearly a mile, following Chris to customs. If I wasn’t half drunk, all the way tired, hot, sweaty, irritable and yearning for alone time, I might have enjoyed Nelson’s Dockyard more. This UNESCO historic 250 year old military outpost and cobblestoned streets was the epicenter of original Antigua and housed the customs office. Individually, we appeared before the magistrate, pleading our case for entry. No I do not have any fruits or vegetables to claim. Those were eaten 2,000 miles ago, and I definitely didn’t get the last apple, thank you very little. Please let me have my passport so I can be free of these savages and can collapse in my air-conditioned hotel room. 15 minutes later, I was emptying my duffel bag of moist clothing all over the deck of my very air-conditioned studio apartment overlooking the water. Another win from my now best friend and travel agent, Courtney. I had texted her from the boat a day prior and asked her to book accommodations at the nicest place she could find within a nine iron of the boat. Like Lennox, she so gets me. There was a quick dip in the pool, a nap, a shower, and a quick text to the group that I would be tasting rum at the bar before our 7:30 dinner reservation with the Falken crew. Vince took me up on the invitation, and humored me as I tried the local English Harbor rum. Lennox was of course very helpful in guiding me on a brief journey through the local spirits. With the wheels greased, we walked to another all-crew event. Don’t these people have other friends? While I had been recuperating from the afternoon’s shenanigans, Alejandro and Staton had apparently discovered the swim up pool bar of their hotel and had not slowed down their thirst-quenching pursuits. I was shocked to see that Staton’s 6-month and as many inches-long beard had disappeared. “Dude. What the fuck happened to you?” I asked in shock at this baby-faced baboon with a shit-eating grin on his face. “I went to shave today and messed up. So I took it all off.” He responded, smiling. “Where is Alejandro?” “He’s still passed out.” Jesus. I leave these two ass-clowns alone for three hours, and the wheels fall off. Unlike lunch, we were all laughs and obnoxiously enjoyed one last round of sharing our ups and downs. The drink of the night was an Old Fashioned Rum Punch, which helped everyone loosen up and provide some lively take-aways, “suggestions”, and general learnings from the cruise. Even Vicky was animated - but Canada hasn’t yet discovered rum, so her behavior should be excused. Mid-dinner, our sauced little Costa Rican also showed up, all smiles and giggles. Heaps of praise were thrown, justifiably, on our captain and first mate. Chris scored positive feedback for his wealth of knowledge, leadership, and dry sense of humor. Mia’s accolades included her positive energy that Nelson highlighted really came alive when the rest of us were going into our darkest depths of misery late in the voyage. Her culinary skills earned equal praise - I mean, who bakes fresh scones in the middle of the Atlantic?! And Ella. Well, she was the intern. What do you expect? She made proper tea, and was gracious in understanding that we stopped listening to her mid-passage. And right as I hit a wall and had resigned myself to walking back to the hotel for my first real night of sleep in a month, Chris announced that we would be going to a rum bar. Again, his leadership shining through. We found ourselves amongst the locals 20 minutes later, drinking rum, shooting pool, and smoking joints. At 11pm, nearly 4 weeks with these people, and as many hours of consuming Antigua’s pleasures, and I was done. Vince was a gentleman, escorting Vicky and I back to our boat and hotel, respectively. And, with a crooked smile on my face, put there by a sailor’s welcome only Antigua could provide, I laid down to my first full night’s rest in a month. And now it’s 9:44 pm on Saturday night. I am 30,000 feet above the continental US, on my second flight of the day. This one is bringing me home to Denver after a short layover in Miami. I woke up this morning, surprisingly refreshed after a day of uncommon consumption. I think the local’s pharmaceutical at the evening’s end helped - I mean wasn’t ganja invented on the islands? Those guys know what they’re doing. I grabbed my goggles and went to the pool for a 30-minute swim. The exercise was my first in a month and felt so good. After that, I grabbed one of the stand up paddle boards for hotel guests and headed out in the bay for half an hour. I cruised by Falken to check on my friends after last night. Chris, of course, was dangling high up on the mast, fixing the latest ailment plaguing our vessel. Bruce and Mia were bright eyed, but Vicky looked like she had just been run over by a Zamboni. Probably a good thing that rum is illegal in Canada. She needs to stick with Molsen and Celine Deon - Rum punch and Bob Marley are doing her no favors. Back at the hotel, after a brief stretch on the pier, I grabbed a shirt and made it to the hotel restaurant, which offered each guest breakfast with their accommodations. “Would you like a hot beverage, with your breakfast, sir”. I was asked from the smiley islander serving me. “A cappuccino, please” I said with a grin, remembering my new fixation from the trip’s European origins. Some things clearly followed me across the ocean. And as I enjoyed what served as my last beverage on this crazy voyage, I began thinking back to my first, in that little breakfast diner at Gatwick airport. ‘Was that this year’, I thought? The last time I took 4 weeks off from anything was back in college, more than 20 years ago. I’ve read that the most effective way to slow time is to fill your days with unstructured activities, and then journal about them. I’d add that if you throw in a 3,000 mile boat ride, you can slow it even further. And though I can’t remember every minute of the trip, much of my last 30 days comes with easy recollection…but it sure flew by. Looking over the water across the bay to the green hills rising out of the blue, the warm Caribbean breeze kissing my face, I couldn’t help but smile. That moment of quiet reflection. From the long flights and anxious anticipation of arriving in Las Palmas to a week’s long vacation on a Spanish island, meeting new friends, and being indoctrinated to Falken. Then days, weeks, of making a passage. Enduring the heat, the boredom, the proximity of others. Being amazed by the sea life, the stars, the rising and setting sun and moon, the waves, the freedom, the wind. The abrupt chaos of a day and night in Antigua. And the frenzied ending to an epic adventure. I called Tara en route to the airport. We simultaneously said that 4 weeks is too long. I went searching for limits, and I found mine. I don’t want to be gone from my girls for 4 weeks. I don’t want to be on a passage for more than a week. I don’t want to own a sailboat - Chris, dangling high above decks today, post-adventure, was another subtle reminder that ownership is not sailing - it’s maintenance, and tinkering, fixing, and fine-tuning. Not for me. I learned that who you travel with absolutely matters - this was an awesome crew, which made the passage palatable, but having a loved-one on board would make it better. So, the next big adventure? I need some time on that one. On the sailing front, it’s going to look like chartering a catamaran, with family or close friends, for a week, maybe two. And Red Stripes at the end of every day. So many Red Stripes. And rum. So much rum. I’m always surprised and honored to learn that people followed along on these adventures. Like, you read my blog? No way! In an age where our kid’s aren’t the only ones suffering from a short attention span, I know it’s an undertaking to read all of this. I write it for me, honestly. I love to write. But I wouldn’t get nearly the enjoyment if I didn’t know someone else was laughing along, journeying with me. If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together. Together, we went. And we went far, didn’t we? We all just did that. Thanks for coming with me. Where is Royce? Click to sail along! ⛵ It’s 5:30 on our last night at sea. Barring some unforeseen iceberg, Orca attack, or unsupervised helming by our friend Jeff, we will make landfall at first light. It will be Friday morning, 5/12, nearly 18 days after departing from the Canaries.
We are all lounging in the cockpit, as the last of the crew finishes their shower. The event has turned into a spectator sport. I can’t decide if the communal dialogue while scrubbing my privates is worth the open-mouthed stares and picture-taking. Oh well, the dye has been cast. That was the last cleaning - the third in nearly as many weeks. I’m reading a novel set in 10th century, England, where bathing occurred twice a year. Our weekly cleaning would be considered a wasteful extravagance back then, though it seems way too infrequent in our present state of boat grime. But then, we’re not battling Vikings, so are we just wasting water? All hands were on deck for a meeting to discuss tomorrow’s landfall. We covered the short list of cleaning duties to be accomplished, a boat care checklist, flag raising, and quarantine rules. Alejandro clarified for all of us that we need airline flights booked, a hotel reservation lodged, and a note from our parent or guardian before Chris will release our passport and allow us to leave. I wonder if my TSA pre check will allow me to get off this boat faster - I’d hate to be 8th in line to step ashore and order a beer. Mia highlighted that this will be our first landfall: “Don’t let the moment be lost by burying yourself in your phone, now that service as been restored after nearly a month” she said. Something about the comment reminded me of the enormity of what we just accomplished. Though almost overtaken by a squall last night, we encountered very few acute dangers during our crossing. There have been no reported cases of scurvy. None of us were chained and locked in a hold, mid-decks. No injuries outside of my damaged pinky, a few scraped shins, and perhaps a sunburn. Sure we ran out of fresh fruit and vegetables a week ago. Yes, there have been sleepless nights, sweaty bunks, and the occasional short-tempered remark. On the whole, though, the trip was somewhat benign. But, how many humans over the millennia have made that passage? Do we need battle scars or stories of sea monsters, burials at sea or pirate attacks to justify our adventure? In short, does this count? Is the adventure worth sharing with friends or future generations of little sailors carrying our name? Is that long awaited tattoo justified? I’m finding it harder, with each passing year, to appreciate the present moment. I try so hard to recognize a first, or exceptional experience. But it is never as sweet as when time has passed, and I yearn to be back in that moment. Nostalgic for that first. That exceptional. I’m sitting here, watching the little patches of seaweed float past our stern into the oblivion we just covered. I know this is my first, and may be the last time I make this trek. And still, it’s hard to appreciate the enormity of it all. What will I remember most? What will I wish back? What hardship, not yet appreciated, will elevate in my mind and in the stories I’ll tell? Who will I remember and whose face will fade away like the numerous sunsets we observed? What lessons have been learned? Time will tell. Some of the experiences, thoughts, feelings will follow our wake and make landfall with us, bottled-up and stowed safely for future recall. We’ll embody them and they will impact us, perhaps influencing a future path. And certainly there will be moments, conversations, sunsets that will be left at sea. They will remain, lost in our wake. “Land Ho!” Chris announced. I look, and sure enough. A small piece of land, two peaks, emerging from the sea some 30 miles off our bow. It’s 6:32pm, almost exactly 18 days after departing. All of this contemplation has to wait. I have some packing to do. And a tattoo to design. Where is Royce? Click to sail along! ⛵ The sun is so bright,
Land birds arriving in sight. This is our last night. 11:30 in the afternoon. I’ve jury rigged the end of a halyard line, to harness myself into the cockpit seat on the high side. When a wave lifts up Falken’s stern, and tries to dump me onto the floor, I’m held in place…ish. “Hey Einstein. Hey Einstein.” Staton calls from the helm. “Yeah?” I respond, guarded. “Why don’t you relocate to the low side.” He’s right. With his erratic driving, it will take more than a few line wraps around my waist to avoid a crash landing on the floor. And I’m still shell shocked from last night. I had just taken a military shower - defined as bathing myself with dude wipes. I washed my face, slicked back my hair, and suited up for one of my last dates with Falken. An evening of helming under the stars and then rolling over and going to sleep - she so gets me. My attire had been waiting patiently for weeks to be donned. Thin performance pants and my favorite button down flannel, that says “I’m comfortable on a boat AND totally into Pearl Jam”. I was the bell of the ball. A few of the crew cat called on my way to the cockpit - or was that just Mia? And not three minutes after sitting down for dinner, a rogue wave crested the side and embraced me in an unsolicited hug, my fresh bedtime attire instantly drenched. I jumped up, lost my footing, and crashed to the low side, in a compromising position between Staton’s legs. Ignoring his lascivious smirk, I stood up and took stock. My finger was bleeding, and I could measure my pulse by the throbbing in my fingernail. Ignoring the doctor’s concern, I stared down the helmsman, Bruce, and retired below with the little dignity I had intact. So, thanks for the advice Staton. I will take the low side, and hope you don’t pull one of those Y turns again, putting me back in harm’s way, or into another crew member’s lap. We’ve talked about this, man. I’m not that kind of girl. So, friends, we are about 200 miles from Antigua. Our speed is still such that we can cover that distance in a day, but now begins the game of jibing and tacking, easing and pulling, trying to get our vessel in line with our destination. Had I been a more agreeable crew in the eyes of the captain, perhaps my requests of turning on the engine and guiding this girl home would not fall on deaf ears. By the looks of it, we will get within a stone’s throw of Antigua by tomorrow night, after the lights of the harbor come on, but the neon sign of the border patrol go off. Which forces us to stay in a holding pattern, offshore, sober, for another night. “We can’t enter Antigua at night” Chris reminds me. ‘Dude, you’re not a real captain unless you can ride this thing into the harbor, under sail and a half moon’ I challenge him, in my thoughts. “Understood”, I respond, defeated. But Falken and Poseidon are conspiring to get me over my malaise. Last night was by far the most fun I’ve had behind the helm. Just as advertised in the opening pages of my constellation book, star gazing is like revisiting old friends. I didn’t see Orion, but all my other buddies were hanging out at Zeus’s bar. The Dipper twins, Polaris, Gemini, Scorpious, Libra, the Southern Cross, Mars, Venus…all visible because the man in the moon was asleep and the clouds had whisked away. I saw satellites bustling about, delivering Amazon packages and internet porn. Shooting stars were burning holes in the atmosphere. The waves added a background chorus to the scene, while her phosphorescence reminded us where we had just been, and Venus lured us toward where we intended to go. I was on a surfboard for three hours. The cool breeze erasing my earlier ocean shower. Falken asking for all my attention. Realizing that this would be one of my last rides under a night sky, I checked my heading in the red glow of the compass, gripped the helm, and found my planets to chase through the night. Smiling at all my good fortune…in my second outfit of the night. |
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9.4.2024 | South Africa Previous Trips: Set Sail 4.22.23 Las Palmas - Across the Atlantic - Island of Antigua Set Sail 9.22.21 Sweden - Germany - United Kingdom Set Sail 7.18.19 Newport, RI - Martha's Vineyard, MA - Nantucket, MA - & back! Thanks for reading ! |