It’s Saturday morning. I left you about this time yesterday. I’m finding that a land adventure consumes much more time than a slow slog across the ocean. In short, I’m finding it hard to make journal entries. Tara is out for a walk, and I just saw Scott walk in from the gym. I’ve been up since before 6. This was our second morning in Cape Town, and my body clock is still somewhere west of here. After a jog along the waterfront as the sun rose, and a light workout at the outdoor gym on the promenade (very Venice-Beach-like), I showered and thought to catch up on my writing in the lobby. As I was conversing with Corin, the girl who seems to be the ever-present, smiley manager on duty, I look up to see a guy about my age let her know he’s checking out and does he need to do anything? With a laugh she says yes, pay your bill. He’s gone into the other room and she turns to me and lets me know his group is in from Denver. I ask what their name is, thinking I recognized him. “Strother” she tells me. I’m out of my seat and around the corner in an instant. “Chris!” I shout. He turns, processes, and smiles. Chris and I aren’t close, but we know each other from our golf club back in Denver. Halfway across the world, and I run into a friend from the neighborhood. I can’t wait to tell Tara when she’s back - she’s always accusing me of finding someone I know wherever we are on this planet. ‘That’s the price you pay, dear, when you marry someone this popular.’ I’ll remind her. ‘And humble’ she’ll remind me. This is why we work. When I left you, I was walking into the hotel for the first time on Thursday night. Aside from runny eggs, and something the flight attendant served me at 2am on the plane, which will wreak havoc later, I hadn’t eaten in hours. Days even. The hotel staff jumped into action serving us drinks, while calling in favors to get us a reservation at a famous South African restaurant. 30 minutes later, freshly showered, the four of us are dropped off by Hamid at the entrance of a place called Gold. The bright colors of South Africa, which have earned her the nickname “rainbow nation”, surround us. There is African art on the walls, and various artifacts from ancient society everywhere. We walk up two flights of stairs, and are shocked to find a mass of people, faces painted, enjoying their meals at various-sized tables in front of a stage. Our hostess, one of many waitresses in African headdress, escorts us up another flight of stairs onto a balcony, surrounding the room and overlooking the stage. She seats us at a table that can peer down onto the raised platform. When does the magic show start, I wonder. Over the next two hours, we are treated to a medley of native dishes, drumming, singing, cocktails and local wine. There is traditional dancing on the stage, next to our table, various instruments played, and smiley waitstaff running about. I’ll let the pictures tell the story, but the experience was an African shower of the senses. Had we not just arrived from a day’s long journey, and I had not consumed some mystery sandwich in the dark on our flight, we would have partied all night. We Ubered home, happy with our choice of restaurant, but eager to get horizontal in our new accommodations. Before leaving, our waitress Paddy told us to visit her favorite restaurant “Boma” when we are in Victoria Falls. “My sister lives in Zimbabwe.” She smiles. I’m learning we’re all family here. —-- The following morning, Tara and I bundled up and headed down to the waterfront around 7:30. Godfrey and Raymond, who pulled strings, and the beer tap, the previous night are ready to be of service the minute we were downstairs. Handing us coffees, they sent us on our way. A few blocks down the hill, across a couple streets, we are standing on a cobblestoned path, running the length of the seashore. A mile down the promenade, we stumble across an outdoor public swimming pool along the ocean. We snap some photos to show Avery, and then head back. We have a busy day of sightseeing ahead. —-- “I’m Gary.” Says a round faced, bald, colored man as he extends a hand in greeting. “I’ll be taking you around the Cape today.” Scott hops up front, which appears to be in the driver’s seat back home. “You’re on the wrong side, Gary.” I alert him as he climbs behind the wheel. My first joke of the day lands flat. Stupid jet lag and language barrier. I’m so much funnier back home. As we head out of Cape Town, past the low hung government housing and the corrugated shanty’s, Gary lays out the day. “We’ll make stops along the route, so we can break up the drive down to the Cape.” He remarks. “How long is the drive?” Scott asks. “About an hour, depending on stops.” Gary answers. Then adds “Where does a sheep go for a haircut?” Blank stairs all around. “At a Baa Baa shop.” He says with a laugh. There is a groan in unison from all of us, but a happy appreciation as well. Gary 1, Royce 0. I’m not sure that I like this guy, but Scott is smitten, and the two launch into conversation, as I watch the kilometers of land slip away. But then we’re at the ocean again. Gary pulls over, and the wind nearly takes my breath with it as the sliding door opens and we spill out of the van. I take in the scene before us, my breath leaves again, this time from the view. The rugged mountains drop thousands of feet down to the houses hugging the shoreline and disappear into a glimmering sea. Back home, we have the occasional lake that swallows the base of a mountain, but nothing like this. We snap a few photos and are back in the van moving along. “What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?” Gary asks us when we’re settled in. “One requires tweetment, the other, oinkment.” I swallow a laugh. I need to remember some of these. We make another stop. Another moment of overwhelming beauty. Another round of photos. None of this was in my imagined South Africa. We pass an ostrich farm, and then turn down a wind-swept road, finally entering the Cape of Good Hope Nature Reserve. Gary shares that the Cape was first discovered by the Portuguese. Tired of paying the outrageous overland prices of the Ottoman Empire, they wanted to find a better trading route than that through Europe. Vasco De Gama first sailed to India, around the Cape over a few years beginning in 1497. I credit him with the $5 Uber black ride we took home from Gold last night. As we drive the last few kilometers to the point, Gary directs our attention to small structures located on the promontory overlooking the water. “Those overnight hiking chalets allow one-night’s lodging for those choosing to discover the beaches and the indigenous bush.” “That’s like a Colorado “hut trip”, Tara alerts us with excitement. I can’t “unhear” indigenous bush. Such a child, Royce. And then we park. And we walk 15 minutes up the hill to an old lighthouse that marks the Southwest edge of Africa. The views, guys. I looked over the edge, and heard, smelled…felt the waves find landfall after leaving Australia, crossing the Indian Ocean, and finally merging with the Atlantic offshore. The Cape of Good Hope. A sailors aphrodisiac. I’ll never forget. Scott noticed a trail that led down from our viewpoint and out further into the sea. Land that sat in the shadow of the lighthouse jutted out like a knife point, and 20 minutes later we passed along a narrow path that dropped down hundreds of feet to the water on both sides. We had walked to the edge of the world. Later in the day, as we sat at dinner on the harbor back in Cape Town, Scott asked what our favorite memory from the day was. I was back on that foot bridge, looking down, looking out, looking across False Bay to the shadowy peaks of Africa to the West. I’ll never forget. We visited Simon’s Town after the Cape, had lunch, drank a beer, and then walked down a wooden pathway to a beach, crowded with cute little African Penguins. The only place in the world where an Antarctic voyage is not required to see these creatures in the wild. They were cute, and it was worth viewing if but to share with our Penguin-crazed family…but I still hadn’t left that Cape.
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It’s 9am, South African time. I just sat down to breakfast in the narrow window-lined dining area overlooking the courtyard and small outdoor pool of our boutique hotel - Blackheath Lodge. Tara and I returned from a 3-mile walk along the ocean promenade this morning with the sun rising over the eastern cape of South Africa and are famished. Our stomachs finally synced up with the time zone. But I’m jumping ahead - I left you somewhere over the Mid-Atlantic, nearly a day ago, so let’s catch up with each other shall we? ——-- “Richard, do you need to go to the bathroom” I ask my neighbor. This nice old gentleman from Des Moines has been trapped in his window seat since leaving Newark 13 hours ago. “How much longer to go?” He asks. “About 2 hours.” I reply. “I’ll be fine” he says. “I’m like a reverse camel, Royce.” He smiles. I learned at the start of this journey that he was returning to South Africa for a 6th time as part of a succulent-hunting tour group. I asked him if he had heard of the one book I read in preparation for this journey, “The Power of One.” “Ah, I haven’t, but I think I’ve heard of it” “There’s a little boy who befriends an older man, and they go on adventures in search of desert plants and succulents!” I share with enthusiasm, realizing immediately that he might mistake my excitement for an invitation to go on a rendezvous with a stranger. “I’ll have to read it” he says, turning back to the window. Is he blushing? The bulk of the flight had been uneventful. I sleep a few hours, start the series “Better Call Saul”, journal, sleep, read, repeat. Surprisingly, 15 hour flights fly by. I notice on my TV screen that we are traveling at nearly 700 miles per hour with the help of a 130 mph tailwind. Those Portuguese sailers first pioneering this Cape suffered for months if not years. Enduring a sleepless night is nothing. Suckers. A few minutes later, Richard opens the window shade, light pours into the plane and I am greeted by a massive mountain range looming over a deep blue sea. This is not what I expected at the edge of the continent and am mesmerized. His discomfort from my succulent solicitation returns I’m sure, as I scramble over him to get a good picture of Table Mountain and Cape Town through the porthole. We’re in Africa. Holy shit, we’re in Africa! At customs, I’m asked where we are staying. I have no idea, I remark. I’m still in shock over where we are. Maybe it’s the jet lag. Or the melatonin. My head is in the clouds. I’m trying to let all of this soak in. He stamps my US Passport with no further questions. A simple reminder of the privilege I carry as an American. Bags in hand, we make our way through a gauntlet of smiling drivers, displaying various names. There is a calm and professionalism around picking off each of us, unlike my experience in Mexican airports. I spot ZIMMERMAN on a gentleman’s card, and make my way over. A smiling man shakes my hand, and introduces himself in a thick English accent as Hamid. So much for my Corona lime, I think to myself. This is definitely not Cancun. Scott and I notice an ATM on the short walk to the parking garage, and stop to gather some local currency, the South African Rand (ZAR). At 18 ZAR to $1, we feel like we’re robbing a bank. As we rejoin the group, thousands of Monopoly-colored money in hand, Hamid asks with a humorous chuckle whether there is anything left in the machine. Funny guy. Is this money even real, I wonder. Our drive to the Seaside district of Cape Town takes us first by a sea of corrugated houses, sprawling into the horizon. “This community spreads north for 35 kilometers and houses the Africans or Blacks, you might call them” Hamid tells us. I’m amazed not just by the chaos and mass of humanity, but by the satellite dishes dotting nearly every structure. No running water, toilets or open space, but each tiny shelter has a portal to the modern world, mounted aloft. When did our basic needs fall below modern comforts on Maslow’s hierarchy, I wonder. “What’s the population of this shanty town?” I ask him. “Nobody knows. Especially since Covid, the amount of immigrants from Eastern Africa and elsewhere can’t be determined”. “Is this government housing?” I ask, as the shanty’s give way to low structures that resemble military barracks. “No, this is where the colored’s live. We were forced out of Cape Town when apartheid happened. I still remember. I was 8 years old at the time.” Hamid reflects. “Do you live there now?” Scott asks. “No, we just found an apartment a block from where I grew up and live once again in the neighborhood of my childhood.” He responds proudly. “When did apartheid begin?” I ask. “Wasn’t it right after World War II?” “1948. But they moved us after that.” He shared. 8 years old, I pondered. He was 8 when his family was forced to leave the city, making way for the whites or Afrikaans to occupy the choicest real estate near the harbor, residing peacefully in the shadow of Table Mountain along the water’s edge. Scott and I continue asking questions, and Hamid helps us understand the dark history of this complicated country, while we are soaking in the absolute beauty of a setting sun, reflecting off the calm blue waters of the Southern Atlantic. ‘ We learn that Hamid’s mother is white and his father Indian, categorizing him as a “colored”. The poorest, and lowest on the rung of apartheid society were the blacks or Africans. The coloreds were in the middle - usually Indian, Asian, or of mixed race. They occupied a place in society that enjoyed more rights than blacks, but were not considered part of the elite class. The whites have historically stood above all others, though representing only 1 in 5 of the South African population. They are divided between the British whites, who showed up around 1800, and the Afrikaans - the white descendants of the Dutch, who sailed here in the 1600s. “How is life amongst the various races now?” I ask with concern. “Much better.” Hamid shares. “Everyone has equal rights today. The right to vote. The right to live wherever they choose. That is one reason that so many African immigrants are now here. Because of their equality and opportunity. But it is not easy to get ahead. It can take 30 years for an apartment to become available by the government.” Reflecting on that conflict, that past, I find myself drawn closer to Hamid. Closer to his country. Closer to his history. I have made more black friends in the last 5 years than the 40 years preceding and there was something beautiful in knowing that we were now being welcomed into a community that had long been tormented by ignorant people who shared my skin color. And, turning off the Ocean’s promenade, up a narrow tree-lined street, Hamid pulls to a stop in front of a quaint little white-bricked building flying the Union Jack. After 24 hours in Ubers, planes, airports and a racial time capsule, we have arrived. “I have pussy feet”. “It’s true. He does, you guys!” “I have pussy feet”, Scott repeats, seriously. “I had to crawl into the water when we were in Hawaii.” Tara’s face wavers between embarrassment and amusement. I can’t help but smile, swallowing another bite of scrambled eggs. This is what we signed up for. We’re sitting in the United Lounge at DIA, crowded around a miniature cocktail table, scarfing down breakfast. “Is that hot sauce on your eggs, Roycey?” Tricia asks, amused. “It’s called Jerk me off sauce or something, Trishee. I couldn’t resist.” She laughs. I grin. We have two weeks of travel ahead of us, and everyone is giddy. We’re vacillating between guilt over leaving the children, and curious wonderment and anticipation. We’re awaiting the first flight of the day, whisking us off to beautiful Newark, New Jersey where we’ll hop a connection for a quick 15-hour jaunt around the globe to…Cape Town, South Africa. “How in the hell does a plane of that size stay aloft for that long?” I ask the group. “Who will take care of your children if we crash today” Tricia asks, pivoting to a grim topic with complete ease and genuine curiosity. “Jamie”. (Tara’s sister) I reply. “But I suppose Avery could step in, after she finishes college.” “Jackson is in charge of our kids once he turns 21” Scott volunteers. “But maybe that was a bad idea.” Does he have pussy feet too, I wonder. Like us, they have four kids. In the event of a “water landing” I’m not sure their 17 year-old thespian will be in a position to manage the chaos of their children. He wouldn’t be my first choice. I’ll share my opinion with them later. No topic is off-limits with those two. Such is our friendship. But, our flight to Newark is boarding, and someone needs to be responsible for this band of baboons. —-- It’s 12:30 am. Most of the plane is asleep. Although the roaring engines carrying this metal coffin across the Atlantic create a soothing white noise, I can’t sleep. It’s 6am, South African time, which I’ve been instructed to begin following. But it’s probably dinner time back in Denver. Who the hell knows. I’m caught in the twilight zone of international travel, and the vodka tonics from the airport have worn off, as well as the Melatonin. It’s high time I brought you all up to speed… Hello. I’m Royce. You non-AI Bots probably knew that. You’ve discovered my sailing blog. How you stumbled here via Only Fans is a mystery, but I won’t judge - you’re safe now. Also, we’re not going sailing. Log off now if you were looking for an adventure on the high seas, or a tick tock of a guy-next-door shedding his clothes for a $3/month subscription. If you’re new to this, it’s become my habit in recent years to journal the goings-ons of my aforementioned sailing adventures. They’ve all been bucket-list trips, so I’ve tried to memorialize the experiences for my aging brain, my disinterested children, and my raving fan. My mother. Some of you have hung in there during the lengthy prose, and remarked kindly, so I’ve kept the habit. These adventures have been with the family. Or alone. Always on the high seas. This time around, we’ll be sampling the Surf and Turf. My 15 year’s long sexual companion, mother of my children, and love of my life is accompanying us. Her name is Tara. My bride. If we’re both lucky, there may well be some Only Fans-esque moments. Probably not after she reads this entry. What I won’t sacrifice for my fandom. This trip came together over a year ago. Our dear friends, Scott and Tricia, who you’ve already met bid on a trip to South Africa at their church auction. In what’s obvious to all an effort to evangelize their Jewish friends, we were asked to accompany them. After much pleading, hand wringing, and discussions with a higher power, we agreed to tag along. “You guys want to go to Africa with us?” The Arthur’s asked the Zimmermans with mild disinterest. “Ah. Sure.” We agreed. Our itinerary, despite its religious origin, does not include any missionary work. Not that I’m opposed to brushing up on the New Testament, and spreading the gospel in the Bush. Rather, this will be a bacchanalian adventure, surely to please all involved, save Jesus. There will be mountains, vineyards, and oceans. River cruises, plane rides, locomotives. We’ll find ourselves in the middle of millions of acres of African wilderness, living amongst the largest predators that roam this earth. We’ll visit the largest waterfall on the planet, and live alongside the gargantuan river who feeds it. The sun, the stars, the penguins. They’ll all be there. No, we won’t be beating against the trade winds, sailing under the stars. But I couldn’t be more excited. Nor should you be. We’re embarking on one of the greatest adventures that thrill seekers of the early 1900’s coveted. From Teddy Roosevelt to the most notorious explorers of British fame. Grab your safari hat, don your loin clothe, and retrain those binoculars from your neighbor’s window…we’re headed to Africa! |
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9.4.2024 | South Africa Previous Trips: Set Sail 4.22.23 Las Palmas - Across the Atlantic - Island of Antigua Set Sail 9.22.21 Sweden - Germany - United Kingdom Set Sail 7.18.19 Newport, RI - Martha's Vineyard, MA - Nantucket, MA - & back! Thanks for reading ! |